1. They Manufacture The Exact Right Amount of Hardware I walk into Best Buy. Sharp breath in, slow breath out. … More
Category: Comedy
Tom’s Tips: Valentine’s Day
Well, it’s Valentine’s Day, and once again you find yourself without a date. To be honest, you should have seen … More
The Top Ten Games of 2016
[Originally published December 14, 2016] Ahhhh, winter, when a young man’s fancy turns to Writing Really Short Intros So You … More
An Open ASMR Letter to Mark Cerny
[Originally published September 9, 2016] Hey Mark. I’m just a boy with a dream. You’re just a man with an … More
The Hyper Light Drifter Has to Run a Few Errands
[Originally published August 3, 2016] “Nothing in this world can be said to be certain, except death and [having to … More
BJ Blazcowicz Ruins Your Family Cookout
[Originally published July 4, 2016] BJ Blazcowicz is a god-fearin’, red-blooded, down-home country boy. He is the epitome of ‘America’, … More
Gaming’s Top Ten Hottest Dads
[Originally published June 19, 2016] In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d pay my respects to gaming’s great fathers … More