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Review: Heat Signature

I’m Playton Meridian, and I’m here to steal the Plaza Object. What’s the Plaza Object? Don’t know, don’t care –…

action, heat signature, indie, review, stealth, storytelling, tom francis

The Top 6 Things About Nintendo That Make Them So Easy To Love

1. They Manufacture The Exact Right Amount of Hardware I walk into Best Buy. Sharp breath in, slow breath out.…

3rd party, am2r, Comedy, metroid, nintendo, snes classic, wii, wii u

Review – Outlast 2

“Horror, at least in its artistic representations, can be a comfort. And, like any enlightenment, it may even confer –…

0/10, bad game, horror, outlast 2, review, survival horror

Thoughts on the Post-Release World

Why do we fear change in our art? Is it a natural opposition to change? Do we recoil at the…

andromeda, hainly abrams, hot take, mass effect, patch, polygon, post-release

Review – Mass Effect: Andromeda

Hello Pathfinder, I am SAM – Simulated Adaptive Matrix. I am an AI, but just think of me as the…

andromeda, mass effect, review

The Last Guardian, and the Problems Linearity Presents for the Empathy Machine

Nothing in life makes me happier than animal companionship. Give me a Bombay named Meemaw and a Corgi named Peepums…

bombay, corgi, friends and boys, linearity, the last guardian

Gaming’s Top Ten Hottest Dads

[Originally published June 19, 2016] In honor of the holiday, I thought I’d pay my respects to gaming’s great fathers…

daddy, father's day, fuckin, hot dads, sex, still the funniest thing i've ever written, top 10

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